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Pikachu is fast in his own right, but here is his problem. Pikachu fuck Corona shirt Pikachu’s speed based moves can’t even measure up to Sonic’s. Quick Attack might be fast enough to let the Pokemon user move first, but don’t forget that Buzzwole was able to keep up with Pikachu in the Sun and Moon anime. Let alone, The move Agility won’t do him any good too because no matter how many times a Pokemon can use Agility, it is not able to go as fast as the speed of sound. If by power than Pikachu needs to be really tactical I know how well the power Pikachu’s attacks are, especially with Iron Tail at his disposal, but if he wants to hit Sonic right then he needs to be extremely tactical.